The Corvette Owners Ten Commandments

1. Always stop and lend assistance to a fellow Corvette owner
2. Never take your Corvette out if there is a chance of inclement weather for the next 24 hours.
3. Always clean and polish your Vette before any Sunday ride, no matter how short it is.
4. Never let anyone eat, drink, or smoke in your Vette
5. Always make sure all occupants clean their shoes and lift them over the door sill mouldings when entering your Corvette.
6. Never let any gas station attendant clean your windows, check your oil, or put gas in your Vette.
7. Always park your Corvette away from any other cars in a lot or take up at least two parking spaces.
8. Never let anyone else drive your Vette, even if it is to move it a few feet.
9. Always take your Corvette to a reputable shop to have any work doe or do it yourself if you can.
10. Never let another Vette pass without a wave of acknowledgement, for you both know that you are driving the most unique automobile ever built anywhere.